Crow and Gardenias
We have it on good authority that Cameron Diaz was overheard telling a friend Friday night at dinner that she received an exquisite, perfectly formed Gardenia and a lovely note from Gerard Butler to explain that he was "NOT" comparing her to his dog in the recent uproar where TMZ took his words about dating everyone in town, Ms. Diaz among them, and made it look like he had insulted her.
"Gerry has a way with words and the note was very sweet." Ms. Diaz was quoted as saying.
For those who don't know Butler by now and are still surprised by his on camera irony better fasten their seatbelts because to quote Bette Davis, "It's going to be a bumpy ride!"
And that's half the fun of it!
Zoni with a Z (but prounounced like an S)
Disclaimer: The above is for entertainment purposes only and took place in the twilight zone sometimes known as LaLa Land.
Songs out of tune, the words always a little wrong...Canzoni Stonate